Classified ads can run the gamut from being very straightforward and informational, to the hackneyed “runs great” or “perfect condition.” But every now and then, the writer of the description will take a literary flight of fancy, and paint an especially amusing or colorful picture. The author of this Canadian classified for a 1998 Subaru Impreza did just that. But be forewarned, if you are "planning on going to the mall to pick up that adorable Abercrombie & Fitch shirt or go to yoga class, this beast of burden is not for you." That's what your Prius is for, or so claims the writer of this classified post.
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