Lexus LS460L Caption Contest: We Have a Winner!

We narrowed our Lexus caption finalists down to these five and asked you to vote for a winner. Here are the results:
“Huh, I guess you can burn out in all eight gears.”: 30%
After reviewing the myriad of buttons and techno-wizardry, I apprehensively pressed the “TEEN” button.: 22%
“Even Cheech and Chong are old enough to like the new Lexus.”: 17%
Unprecedented: 16%
Presenting: The New Lexus LS420: 11%
Congratulations to blake_trd, who submitted the winner. You’ve just won a new Automobile Magazine t-shirt in your choice of black or gray!