Rick Bye (left) leads staff to trusty mounts
You could, for instance, be my husband, Tim. Tim got a ticket once in the early 1980s for going 30 mph in a 25-mph zone. He claims it was a crooked cop who was later exposed and thrown off the force. That's it for Tim. He frequently drives slightly under the speed limit, which makes me totally insane and ties my stomach in knots. To make up for not speeding, he always leaves the house with extra time to spare. We often arrive at the airport three hours before our flight is due to leave. He makes sure taillamps, headlamps, and trailer lights are all functioning. He signals when he changes lanes. He leaves lots of following room. He drives 50,000 to 100,000 miles a year. He is perfect in every way.