Where does all the time go? It seems like only yesterday that my young son, Ike Clemente Kitman, was being meted out a lifetime ban from Club Penguin, the children's social networking Web site. According to contemporaneous reports, Ike's penguin avatar had strolled into a chat room full of other kids' avian alter egos and - after he'd asked words to the effect of "Why don't you all go &#$* yourselves?!" - the invisible corporate hammer came down, instantly rendering my ordinarily kind-hearted boy a nonpenguin for good.
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