So apparently I'm out of the loop, but I didn't realize that BMW was making a sedan version of the 335is. Okay, so it's not called the 335is - it's called the BMW Performance Edition 335i.
It's even available with four-wheel drive, as the 335i xDrive Performance Edition. To get it, you need to order your 335i sedan with either the Sport Pack (ZCP) or the M Sport Pack (ZMP) and then add ordering code is ZMZ. So add "E90 ZMZ" to your internal lexicon of cool BMW codes along with things like the old E46 ZHP .
Anyway, it gets 20 hp and 17 lb-ft of torque more than the regular 335i (or 32 lb-ft if you're nuts and buy the automatic.) According to BMW, that's good enough for 0.2 seconds off the 0-60 mph sprint.
Best of all, the ZMZ package adds only $550 to the MSRP. Okay, so that's not quite as potent as the 335is' engine (which gets temporary overboost for another 37 lb-ft of torque - on top of the 32 lb-ft - with the stick) but the 335i sedan uses the new N55 single-turbo engine. The 335is uses the old twin-turbo unit. Whatevz, either way, it's hot.
The only problem? Where is the damn 335i Touring? I'm so sick of people asking me why BMW won't build one -- and I used to be able to answer "because the company doesn't want to step on 5-series wagon sales." Well, now there is no 5-series Touring! I've heard company spokespeople pull every excuse out of their hats, but if BMW wants to sell 3-series wagons to enthusiasts, it's going to have to put the "big" engine in there. Don't believe me, BMW? Make a 335i or 335Xi Touring and watch your 3-series wagon sales double.
So yes, I'm thrilled that 335i sedan buyers can get a couple extra horsepower from the factory. But come on BMW, pay attention! Nobody asked for (and nobody's buying) the 5-series GT. Your old wagon customers are walking over to the Mercedes dealer and buying E-Class wagons. So how about you through your 3-series Touring buyers a bone?