1949-1990 Citroen 2CV - Collectible Classic

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Regis Lefebure

A single coil spring lived on each side of the 2CV's floor, each one coupled to two friction and two tuned-mass dampers; there was also a leading/trailing arm setup front and rear. There were no antiroll bars or traditional dampers (although the latter did arrive eventually), and remarkably, both steering geometry and wheelbase varied significantly with load for increased stability. The 2CV thus was immensely comfortable, dirt simple, and nearly fail-safe. Its engine followed the same logic; it was built to such tight tolerances that no gaskets were used, oil leaks were rare, and longevity approached the infinite.

At first glance, the 2CV comes across as laughably absurd. It's like something out of a French mime film or Mr. Peepers Goes to Paris, a relic from an alternate universe where wine is a staple and Jerry Lewis albums rule. Our test car, a 1967 2CV updated with mid-'80s bodywork and underpinnings, sports the last and most powerful of the 2CV's engines: a 602-cc twin that produces 29 hp.

On paper, the latest and greatest version of Lefebvre's tin snail looks like little more than a cheeky lawn tractor. Statistics can be deceptive, though. A few miles behind the wheel of a 2CV is nothing short of eye-opening: spanking the Gallic flyweight down the road is a lesson in glorious minimalism, and it's like learning to drive all over again. The shift lever for the four-speed manual, an eight-ball on an L-shaped stick, is placed on the dash in order to aid legroom. The steering is almost painfully heavy, and like some primitive form of stability control, it gets bicep-bustingly heavier the harder you corner. There are two throttle settings: Hold Steady and Please Can We Maybe Go Faster, both dependent on headwinds and whether you can catch a draft off a passing semi. Passing occurs only downhill. Body roll is mirror-scrapingly enormous (roundabouts will have your passengers screaming); ride comfort is roly-poly. And everything you do in the 2CV - everything - has to be planned in advance, lest traffic swallow you whole.

When legislation changes brought an end to 2CV production in 1990, it was hailed as the end of an era. France, people said, had finally entered the modern age, shedding its last tie to an odd and often quirky vehicular past. That may very well be the case. But, as with most things, "modern" doesn't always mean "better." In a world full of four-wheeled sameness, we'll take potatoes and Jerry Lewis any day.

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