Confession: I am not a BMW fan. I mean, I like BMWs, and I enjoy driving BMWs. I’ve even visited the BMW Museum in Munich, where I recall having a pretty good cup of coffee. But I am not one of those people who can reel off 3 Series chassis codes like catechism, nor have I ever opened my hymnal to page 2002. To me, a BMW is a very capable and very expensive luxury car. Nothing more.